1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,792 Mona Thorne. 2 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:05,073 Yes, bill, you'll have the press 3 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,662 packets on time. 4 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:07,875 Ok. Bye. 5 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:09,234 Mona Thorne. 6 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:10,513 Oh, Jim, I need a list of the cities 7 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:11,622 hosting the events, 8 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:13,927 and I need it now. Thank you. 9 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,804 What else you need, baby girl? 10 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,106 Chauncey, show some respect. 11 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,242 I am a vice president. 12 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:20,933 My bad. 13 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:21,931 What else you need, 14 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,152 vice president baby girl? 15 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,771 Man, this talent search is wearing me out. 16 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:29,924 For once when I tell the ladies 17 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:30,862 I'm working late, 18 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:33,033 I'm not lying. 19 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,430 Sorry, Mona. 20 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,792 I couldn't fit the delicious logo 21 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,338 onto the contest rules. 22 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:38,688 It seems I can't shrink things. 23 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:41,077 I can only make them larger. 24 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:43,351 Take that any way you like. 25 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:44,794 I don't know how we're going to get 26 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:45,827 everything finished. 27 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:47,045 You know what we need? 28 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:47,874 I'll tell you what we need. 29 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,870 We need an assistant. 30 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:51,011 Done! You need some help? 31 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,534 I got you some help. 32 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:53,487 How did you know? 33 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:54,875 Please. I'm the boss. 34 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,057 I pay myself way more than I pay you 35 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,494 to anticipate these things. 36 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:00,581 How much more? 37 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,315 You can't count that high. 38 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:06,411 Everybody, this is Derek. 39 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,761 Derek, meet Mona, Spencer, and Adam. 40 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,591 Mona's the one that matters. 41 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,030 Welcome to delicious, Derek. 42 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:13,936 Now usually, we take you out to lunch on 43 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,340 your first day, 44 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,293 but we don't have time to eat anymore. 45 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,430 So let's get crackin'. 46 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:18,532 Well, uh, Mona, Spencer, Adam, 47 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:19,906 I just want to take this time 48 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,522 to thank you all for this opportunity, 49 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:22,933 and what better way to say thank you 50 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,132 than with food? 51 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,564 So... for Mona, 52 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,090 I got you 53 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,574 a chocolate chip cookie. 54 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,133 Oh. 55 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:33,270 Spencer, you look like a brownie man. 56 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,404 And for Adam, 57 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:35,875 a cupcake that captures 58 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,045 his essence. 59 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,621 Oh, my favorite. 60 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:42,798 Hello, kitty. 61 00:01:42,885 --> 00:01:44,835 Are you psychic or something? 62 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,930 I'm your assistant. It's my job to know. 63 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,799 I'll go get my things. 64 00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:50,981 Let's just hope he can spell. 65 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,327 Who cares? 66 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:55,376 My cupcake has pudding in the center. 67 00:01:57,029 --> 00:02:02,029 ♪ Through this journey of discovery ♪ 68 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:06,602 ♪ you're finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 69 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:10,091 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 70 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,043 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 71 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:12,962 ♪ brings out the joy ♪ 72 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:16,525 ♪ inside of me ♪ 73 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:18,624 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 74 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:21,103 ♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪ 75 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:24,624 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 76 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,059 ♪ you and me ♪ 77 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,537 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 78 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:37,717 And since we're going to the aquarium, 79 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,509 I decided on a theme lunch: 80 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:42,514 Tuna fish sandwiches, goldfish crackers, 81 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:47,037 and cookies shaped like shamu. 82 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,603 Isn't Dee Dee amazing? 83 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,190 I mean, I don't know how she finds time 84 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,213 for me and the girls 85 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,648 and still goes to law school. 86 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:55,387 Well, it helps to play hooky once in a while. 87 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,999 I'm telling. 88 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:58,919 [Both laugh] 89 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,624 Carter, not in front of the girls. 90 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,972 Not in front of me. 91 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,922 So, girls, tuna fish, huh? 92 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,550 Hey, did you know you can tune a guitar, 93 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,707 but you can't tuna fish? 94 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:11,407 [Mona laughs] 95 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,795 Kids don't get me. 96 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:16,199 We only laugh when it's funny. 97 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,239 Well, hello. 98 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,251 And good-bye. Time to go, kids. 99 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,943 Carter del torro. 100 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,900 It's about time I met the famous author. 101 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,249 You know, I thought 102 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,618 it was just your picture on the book jacket, 103 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,174 but your head is big. 104 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,264 [Laughs] 105 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:33,392 I bet you're Phyllis. 106 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:37,394 Cute kids. Same mama? 107 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:40,048 You're definitely Phyllis. 108 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,572 Ok, little fishes, let's get swimming. 109 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,917 Dee Dee and kids: Yay! 110 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:50,708 "Tune a guitar?" Oh, Mona. 111 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,485 [Door closes] 112 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,670 Ha. Dee Dee's got a man. 113 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:57,106 Where your man? 114 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,503 Believe me, ma, if I knew, 115 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,716 I would put on my good underwear and go there. 116 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,087 So how does big girl feel about being 117 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,252 a big grandma? 118 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,922 Actually, big Dee Dee doesn't know about Carter. 119 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,222 I know something about her daughter 120 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,508 she doesn't? 121 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,987 Whoo! How am I gonna drop this bomb? 122 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,914 You are not gonna tell her anything. 123 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,693 You never let me have any fun. 124 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,429 Welcome to my childhood. 125 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,146 Derek, where is the mailing list 126 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,348 I asked you to do... 127 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:28,141 Ah, ah. Pleasure before business, Mona. 128 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,974 I painted this for you. 129 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,753 Oh! "World's greatest boss." Thanks. 130 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:34,948 And thanks for the personalized 131 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,280 horoscope, Derek. 132 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,763 I really do feel like it's my time to shine. 133 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:41,063 Hey, Derek. That new scented soap in the bathroom 134 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,150 smells fantastic. 135 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,108 I can't stop washing my hands. 136 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,476 Of course, it could be my o.C.D., 137 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:51,066 but it does smell fantastic. 138 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,248 Well, Derek seems to be fitting in. 139 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,118 Everybody loves him. Do you love him? 140 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,949 Hmm. Well, he did hook me up with Alicia in legal. 141 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,948 You know she wears that ring to keep unwanted brothers away. 142 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,611 Turns out... ha-I'm not unwanted. 143 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,256 And he did do a great job 144 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,130 cataloging the video submissions. 145 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,661 Yeah, I did those last night... 146 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:13,175 In exchange for the hookup with Alicia. 147 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:15,399 But he did type those addresses like I asked. 148 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:16,789 No, I came in early this morning 149 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,931 and typed those. 150 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:22,284 What? He told me I was pretty. 151 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,755 Well, if I'm doing your work, 152 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,325 and you're doing my work, what's Derek doing? 153 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:34,333 Group, dancing a conga: ♪ da-da da-da da da! ♪ 154 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,507 Ok. What's it gonna cost to keep Phyllis 155 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:39,769 from talking? 156 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,321 I never thought I'd say this, Dee Dee, 157 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,991 but you don't have that kind of money. 158 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,821 Oprah doesn't have that kind of money. 159 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:48,000 I've worked hard to keep Carter a secret, 160 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,516 and I want it to stay that way. 161 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,110 Well, I don't get why you're still keeping 162 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,353 him from your parents. 163 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,749 Let me tell you a little story. 164 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:57,052 The time: Summer of '96. 165 00:05:57,139 --> 00:06:00,189 The place: The bay area gymnastics semifinals. 166 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,622 I fell for Patrick, 167 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,929 a sweet, handsome prince of the pommel horse. 168 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,626 Our eyes met over the chalk bucket, 169 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,984 and we never looked back. 170 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:12,284 If you say he vaulted into your heart, I'm leaving. 171 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,942 Ok. Long story short. 172 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,505 My parents took one look at this 173 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:16,682 public school boy 174 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,117 with his strip mall haircut, 175 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,033 and promptly sent me on a trip to Europe. 176 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,618 You dated a guy from the wrong side of the tracks 177 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,082 and got a trip to Europe? 178 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:26,645 When I did that, all I got was mono. 179 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,824 The point is, he was taboo, 180 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:29,950 and so is Carter. 181 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,391 He's older. He's divorced, 182 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,828 and he comes with two little cute 183 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,094 pieces of baggage. 184 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:35,656 All of the above: Taboo. 185 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,143 Dee Dee, when your parents find out 186 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,222 how much you like Carter, 187 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,620 they'll deal with it. 188 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,843 And if you don't tell them soon, my mom will, 189 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:45,973 and since I forbid her to, it may already be too late. 190 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:48,577 You're right. I should just get it out in the open. 191 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,449 But if Carter doesn't make the cut, 192 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,540 see if you can score two tickets to Tahiti. 193 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:53,999 You're gonna need someone to help you snorkel 194 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:56,022 through the pain. 195 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:04,207 Malo'e lelei, islanders. 196 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:05,903 Care for a cocktail? 197 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,040 What's going on? 198 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,562 It's Tongan Tuesday. 199 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:09,745 Didn't you get Derek's memo? 200 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:12,477 Oh, so Derek cantype. 201 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,842 That man has brought so much joy 202 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,518 into this dank hovel of a workplace. 203 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,869 And I'm not ashamed to say it: 204 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,788 He makes me feel more than I am. 205 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,794 He completes me. 206 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:25,526 Malo'e lelei. Ha ha! 207 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:26,449 Oh, great! 208 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,803 You guys are just in time 209 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,582 to get lei'd. 210 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:30,576 Roasted pig in the break room 211 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,537 in an hour! 212 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:33,796 Derek, we have a problem. 213 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,128 [Caribbean accent] There are no problems 214 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,670 on delicious island. 215 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:38,591 [Mocking Derek] There also no work 216 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:39,585 being done 217 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,936 on delicious island! 218 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,026 [Sighs] Look, Derek, we really like you, 219 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,155 but we need you to focus and do... 220 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:47,608 [regular voice] Mona, Mona, Mona... 221 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,564 You're so stressed, 222 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:53,563 and stress angers the island gods. 223 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,097 Well, at least that's what Kai tells us 224 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,316 when she takes us to Tonga every year 225 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:58,255 for our family reunion. 226 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,957 Family reunion? 227 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:04,144 Yeah. We're cousins. 228 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,272 They're cousins. 229 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,662 Thanks again for inviting me. 230 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,230 It's a nice change to have a meal 231 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:14,276 that doesn't come with a free toy. 232 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:15,803 Famous andfunny. 233 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,106 Our daughter's a lucky girl. 234 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,413 We're happy to have you. 235 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,089 Surprised you've been dating our daughter 236 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,069 for a month without our knowing of your existence, 237 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:25,644 but still... Happy. 238 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,722 [Laughs] 239 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,901 So, Carter, how many little cherubs do you have? 240 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:33,157 4? 5? Any you might not be aware of? 241 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:36,171 He has two beautiful little girls, 242 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,004 Molly and Samantha. 243 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,562 And they love Dee Dee. 244 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:42,169 See? I haven't just added one person to my life, 245 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,740 I've added 3. 246 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,787 I've actually considered buying child seats 247 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,483 for my beemer. 248 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:49,941 And you should have seen how great she was 249 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,054 with the girls 250 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,249 when we went to the aquarium 251 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,790 Tuesday morning. 252 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:54,621 Uh, Dee Dee, don't you have constitutional law 253 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,668 on Tuesday mornings? 254 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,673 How do you know that? 255 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:01,544 Because I'm paying for it. 256 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,388 Isn't it nice to have such a successful author 257 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:04,942 in the house? 258 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:07,112 You're prolific for a 35-year-old. 259 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:11,678 36? 38? Feel free to stop me before I hit 40. 260 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:12,678 Well, I just turned... 261 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,859 Age doesn't matter, mother. 262 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:18,905 You, of all people, should know that. 263 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,043 Carter, you seem like a fine man, 264 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:24,035 and obviously, you make our little girl happy. 265 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,478 Dee, bring out the good Brandy. 266 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,126 Oh, my. 267 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:28,999 Daddy doesn't even bring out the good Brandy 268 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,920 for his own brother. 269 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:38,056 Because he's an alcoholic. 270 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,802 So? 271 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,413 I think Carter's a gem. 272 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,803 You do? Absolutely. 273 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,467 And Carter, I certainly hope you can join us 274 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,847 for the holidays. 275 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,134 We'll finally have someone tall enough 276 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,812 to put the star on top of the tree. 277 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,214 Not that I mind you standing on my 278 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,637 shoulders, dear. 279 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,206 [Door opens] 280 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:03,564 You got some splainin'to do. 281 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,426 Igot something to splain'? 282 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,908 Yes. Why would you let your baby sister 283 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,959 date a man so obviously wrong for her? 284 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,736 Ah, big Dee Dee. 285 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,980 I hope you're having a good day, 286 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,875 'cause I'm about to ruin it. 287 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,525 She already knows about Carter, ma. 288 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,969 Damn! 289 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:24,185 I knew I should have sent that candy-gram. 290 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,965 Dee Dee said the dinner was a big success. 291 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,840 I heard dad even brought out the good Brandy. 292 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,021 No such thing. 293 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,236 It's cheap stuff in a fancy decanter. 294 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:35,456 So he likes his Brandy like he likes his women. 295 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,807 Yes. Charles has moved on from malt liquor 296 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,768 in a shapeless brown bag. 297 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,896 Can we stop sniping and get back to blaming me 298 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,121 for no reason? 299 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,470 The truth is, this relationship 300 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,609 has your father and I very concerned. 301 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,092 Well, why aren't you having this 302 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,522 conversation with Dee Dee? 303 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,798 Because if I say I don't approve, 304 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:54,567 it'll drive Dee Dee right into 305 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,834 Carter's arms. 306 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,146 That's why you're going to convince her 307 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:57,958 to break up with that want-to-be 308 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,958 Walter mosley. 309 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,750 This'll wreck ya. 310 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,115 Bet you didn't know Charles spent 311 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,270 a night in jail. 312 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,749 Protest in college. Nice try. 313 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,709 Damn! 314 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,228 Mona, don't you see? 315 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,891 Dee Dee's future is too bright 316 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,035 for her to be skipping class 317 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,673 to raise somebody else's kids. 318 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,041 I mean, she's putting the children's needs 319 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:16,976 before her own. 320 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,847 I blame her nanny. 321 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,419 You should handle this yourself. 322 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,946 I am, by manipulating from the sidelines. 323 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,562 Look, we're one big, loving family now. 324 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,859 I mean, we help each other. 325 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,341 We support each other. 326 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,080 We're the wind beneath each other's wings. 327 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,561 Now get out there and break up 328 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,571 that happy couple. 329 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,182 Yeah! 330 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,918 Hey, Dee Dee. 331 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,290 Look, what I'm about to tell you, 332 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,009 it isn't going to be easy to hear, so... 333 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,620 My parents don't like Carter. 334 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,231 Thanks, but I already know. 335 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,891 How could you possible know that? 336 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,185 Hey, baby. 337 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,411 Ma, I was supposed to tell Dee Dee. 338 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,911 Then you should have taken those stairs 339 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,457 two at a time. 340 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,289 Come on! 341 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,657 You're not getting in my toolbox, 342 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,417 Mr. Naughty repairman! 343 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,031 [Both laughing] 344 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,081 Ahem! 345 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,297 Oh, hello, sweetheart. 346 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,946 Why are you here, dear? 347 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,520 Can you come back later? 348 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,128 I can't believe you lied to me 349 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,438 about my relationship, 350 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,664 you brought Mona into it, 351 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,483 and you don't like Carter. 352 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,750 It's like this, dear. 353 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,983 We lied to you about your relationship, 354 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:28,918 we brought Mona into it, and 355 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,969 we don't like Carter. 356 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,925 Well, I guess I had it all wrong. 357 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,885 Sweetheart, Carter's impressive, 358 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,193 but he's too old. 359 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,189 And he's got 2 kids. That's a huge 360 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,981 responsibility. 361 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,645 Trust us, that is not an ideal way to start 362 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,585 a relationship. 363 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,496 But we're making it work, 364 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,071 and everyone makes compromises 365 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,728 in their relationship. 366 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:50,732 That's true, dear, but one compromise 367 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,083 you can never make 368 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,122 is giving up your dream for somebody else's. 369 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,038 You did it. 370 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,693 For once, we're not talking about me. 371 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,448 Dee Dee, honey, you're trading in your youth 372 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,475 and your freedom, 373 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,713 and you'll never get them back. 374 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,958 Ask Phyllis. 375 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,285 We just want you to be as happy 376 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,920 as your mother and I are. 377 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,004 Running around the house 378 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,179 like a couple of horny kids? 379 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,138 Well, Viagra is an amazing drug, 380 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,618 close the drapes, Dee. 381 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,969 Sweetheart, we just want your life 382 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,060 to be easier. 383 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,979 How about I just want my life 384 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,114 to be my life? 385 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,109 Derek, could you send out 386 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,940 these additional press packets? 387 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,988 Um, actually, I haven't sent out 388 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,214 the first set yet, 389 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,862 but I did make fresh coffee. 390 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,337 But I told you to fed-ex em' 391 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,557 2 days ago. 392 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,255 Did I mention that it's macadamia nut 393 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,804 with a hint of cinnamon? And, oh, my goodness, 394 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,484 I forgot the biscotti. 395 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,085 Mmm, macadamia nut's my favorite. 396 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,006 It's like he can see inside our souls. 397 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:52,882 Oh, my god! Have you tried 398 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,052 this coffee?! 399 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,048 I think there's a hint of... 400 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,529 Cinnamon. I know. 401 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,010 Guess who didn't send out the press kits. 402 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,671 Mona... How's my cousin 403 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,064 workin' out? 404 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,407 I can't think of enough 405 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,886 good things to say about him. 406 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:08,854 You can't say that 407 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:09,935 I don't take care of you. 408 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,019 So, now, the new publicist 409 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,497 will be here in an hour. 410 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,650 How long has she had the press kits? 411 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,068 Well, if I give them to her now, 412 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,118 it would be 30 seconds. 413 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,548 So I take care of you, 414 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,991 but you don't take care of me. 415 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,337 Interesting. 416 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,296 Don't throw away the classifieds. 417 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,817 Coffee, cuz? 418 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,090 Oh, wait. 419 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,172 I know how you like it. 420 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,961 Oh... 421 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,476 Ooh. 422 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,829 Word! 423 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,379 Somebody who knows how I like my coffee 424 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:43,139 and my men... whipped. 425 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,860 And you should have seen their faces when I said 426 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,584 I want my life to be mylife. 427 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,468 And when I left without kissing them good-bye, 428 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,109 they knew I meant business. 429 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,153 Actually, Dee, I think they might 430 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,499 have a point. 431 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:56,368 I know. It's outrageous. They're completely... 432 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,550 What did you just say? 433 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,115 Well, baby, I had no idea 434 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,552 you were missing classes on a regular basis. 435 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,289 And I thought kid seat in the car thing 436 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,470 was just a joke. 437 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,905 Well, it's not. 438 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,062 Neither is the childproofing 439 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,780 I'm having done to my apartment. 440 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,035 Dee Dee, you don't childproof 441 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,907 for a 5 and an 8-year-old. 442 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,390 Even if you have really nice things? 443 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,310 Look, I'm just saying 444 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,395 your parents have a right 445 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,403 to question 446 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,404 the choices you're making. 447 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,135 No, they don't. I'm grown. 448 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,616 Yes, you are. But... 449 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,837 You can't ignore the fact 450 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,796 that we're at different places 451 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,623 in our lives. 452 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,171 And I don't want to be the guy you look up at 453 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,021 and resent 10 years from now. 454 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,558 Well, I'm starting to resent you right now 455 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,366 for making me think about all this. 456 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,808 Aw, baby... 457 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,245 Maybe we're just moving too fast. 458 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,682 I mean, I gotta think about Molly 459 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,029 and Samantha... 460 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,119 Who, by the way, are getting really 461 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,948 attached to you. 462 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,996 I don't want my girls to get hurt. 463 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,912 Uh! So much to think about! 464 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,958 Can't we just make out? 465 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,655 Look, I haven't even planned what I'm gonna use 466 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,533 for the eyes on my gingerbread men, 467 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,454 and you want me to plan my whole life right now? 468 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,746 Well, you don't have to decide 469 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,095 right now... 470 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,745 But you do have to think about it. 471 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:19,237 I can't believe we're stuck with cousin kiss-ass. 472 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,716 All he does is plan parties 473 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,455 and Derek's def poetry jam. 474 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,607 Yeah, and then we get blamed 475 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,635 for him not sending out 476 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,590 the press packets. 477 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,731 Good coffee, though. 478 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,314 We just need to find a way to convince Kai 479 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,988 to let me fire him. 480 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,429 Kai: Done. 481 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,516 Damn, woman, 482 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,044 put a bell around your neck! 483 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,737 I mean... 484 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:43,134 Good to see you, ma'am. 485 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,179 How long were you standing there? 486 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,825 Long enough to know my cousin's not 487 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,088 cutting it. 488 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,701 Now, why are you two covering his butt? 489 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,971 Because he's your cousin? 490 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,754 Hey, I got a business to run. 491 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:54,928 I'd fire my mom if she was 492 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,714 slacking off. 493 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,098 Actually, I have, and that's why 494 00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,801 she's not talking to me. 495 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,279 Look, Derek's a lot of fun, 496 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,999 but I don't know what he's like to work with. 497 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,463 Neither do I. 498 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,067 I thought i'd get you some help. 499 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,767 If Derek's making your job harder, 500 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:13,034 can his ass. 501 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,769 I should probably do it before he puts out 502 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:18,469 the happy hour hors d'oeuvres. 503 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,129 [Cheers, applause] 504 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,094 Happy favorite boss day! 505 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,743 Oh, Derek, that's so sweet. 506 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,138 You're fired. 507 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:33,403 What? But i'm so popular. 508 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,877 I'm sorry, Derek, but it's just... 509 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:38,536 It's not working out. 510 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,642 Who's gonna run the big top 511 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,967 on circus Thursday? 512 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,190 And... and who's gonna host the trivia contest? 513 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,799 Thanks, Mona. 514 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:48,369 Extinguish the shining light in our murky world! 515 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,808 We'll never forget you, Derek. 516 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,416 Bye, guys. 517 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:59,467 Needless to say... Twister has been cancelled. 518 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:04,036 [All] Boo! 519 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,736 Better you than me. 520 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,094 ♪ Ran my three miles ♪ 521 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,614 ♪ to clear my mind ♪ 522 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,918 ♪ it always helps me out ♪ 523 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,924 ♪ it's my therapy ♪ 524 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,006 ♪ when I'm losin' it ♪ 525 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,876 ♪ which is usually, hey ♪ 526 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:24,759 ♪ I'm on an emotional rollercoaster ♪ 527 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:29,462 ♪ lovin' you ain't got... ♪[Stereo off] 528 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,203 Mom, what are you doing here? 529 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,565 I can't stop thinking about the way things 530 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,250 ended last night. 531 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,402 [Sighs] Whatever you decide to do 532 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,860 with Carter... 533 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,033 You have my support. 534 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,900 [Sniffles] 535 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,431 We decided to take a break. 536 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,995 Oh. I'm sorry. 537 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,303 Mom, it's ok. 538 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,739 We're just taking a step back 539 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,866 so we can gain some perspective. 540 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:58,618 Oh... little Dee, you must be hurting. 541 00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,922 Not being able to protect your 542 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,228 children from pain 543 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,934 is... the hardest part of being a parent. 544 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,562 I guess that's why I wasn't honest with you 545 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:08,629 about Carter at first. 546 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:09,892 Mom, I understand, 547 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,984 but you've got to accept the fact 548 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,333 that I'm growing up, 549 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:16,553 and you need to let me make my own choices. 550 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,293 Agreed. 551 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,025 And thanks for coming by here. 552 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,547 I know it's hard for you to admit it 553 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,860 when you're wrong. 554 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,026 I never said I was wrong. 555 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,561 I said I loved you and supported you. 556 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,299 Well, I'll take what I can get. 557 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,869 Is there anything I can do for you now? 558 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,308 You want go go shopping? 559 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,345 I could use a little pick-me-up. 560 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,361 You don't ever need a reason to shop. 561 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,943 I'll call neiman's and tell them to hold 562 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,136 our parking space. 563 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,887 [Sighs] Mmm. 564 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:58,366 Hey, everybody, it's pajama day. Yay... 565 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,908 Do you think you can buy our love back 566 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,507 with a crappy theme day and some pecan sandies? 567 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,862 Think again. 568 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,685 So, nobody dressed up or pajama day? 569 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,873 Guess it's just you and me, Mona. 570 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:19,313 But crank up the heat! I'm freezing! 571 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,392 I noticed. 572 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,895 Woman: Whoohoo! [Giggles] 573 00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:53,495 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0